Friday, 26 October 2012

Two limbs and a big heart.


Saw that picture? Now let me ask you this - Have you ever had that sudden feeling to give up cause something is too arduous? Well, look at the picture again. This was during the Paralympics. There are numerous other alike to this one and I could post some more of them, but you get my point. Now the next time you say, 'It is too hard!' or 'I can't take it anymore.' just remember your argument is just as stupid as when Dick Rowe of Decca Records said the Beatles' songs are worthless. No matter how cold and dark your heart is, you can't say involuntarily that this guy is an ass, I have three things to tell you. You're a douche bag, a douche bag and an even bigger douche bag.




Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Trench Warfare

----I wrote this story in a hurry! I have 2 assessments tomorrow! And this was my homework! It involved a story, so I thought... maybe...

On 11th December 1914, I was selected for the army. It was also my mother's birthday. I watched tears pour out of her eyes as I packed my belongings to depart into my destiny. I felt that serving my country for a greater purpose was what destined to do. I also felt an adventure brimming. After my packing was done, I set foot out of the house, only to return after we had won the war. I turned back to wave goodbye to my mom, who had a tears overflowing from her eyes. I set out, with a smile on my face, but soon they would turn inverted.

It took two months of rigorous training and demonstrating survival skills in extraordinary conditions for me to be recruited to go into the war. On 20th February 1915, I was put in a small segment of the Western Trench, to fight until my last breath. My first few days were arduous. Not to mention cold. Being new, they made me be the clothes-washer. Every night, I used to collect all the soldiers clothes and wipe them clean until the lice flee'd.

After a couple of weeks, I was allowed to hold a gun and fire. I took my stance and held the rifle high, aimed and shot. It hit right on target - the guy dropped dead. It wasn't the feeling I expected. I felt a dark abyss of pain engulf me. I had never felt this dark before. I just took the life of a person. Horrified and out of words, I put my gun down and went to the dugout. At night, I tried not to bring that gruesome memory back.

The following day, I was back on clothes duty. As I was washing, I noticed this peculiar soldier. He wasn't shooting, he was praying on his knees. From the looks of it, he looked underage. He got up eventually, and climbed the trench. He shouted, 'God save me,' and ran into the No Mans' Land. Within seconds he was shot to the ground. I was glued to my place, the clothes fallen on the ground. From then, I was determined to get out. And get out fast. I took the gun closest to me and aimed it at my foot. I knew it was sacrificial, but I closed my eyes and pulled the trigger. Pain traveled through my body faster. I fell on the ground shivering with pain. I could see the blood oozing out of my boots. I regret joining the army. I should have stayed back. I could have avoided all of this. I wish I had.

Monday, 22 October 2012

The light behind the door.

This was my first attempt at writing a horror story. It might not turned out as planned.

Cheng was selected as the team leader to design something almost improbable; a way to charge an electronics wirelessly. He had been breaking his head to figure out different way to to solve this problem. His dustbin was overflowing with crushed paper.
After hours and hours of experimenting with ideas and evaluating numerous different means of solving the problem, he had done it. He had come up with a simple but brilliant idea. 'How had no one else thought of it before?' he wondered. He was certain his solution would change the course of electronic history. His name would be just as famous as Tim Berners-Lee, Charles Babbage and all the other 'heroes' who shaped the world into what it is today. He also fantasized the future generation babbling on his discovery and learning about it in high school. He imagined the students cursing him for being so innovative and extraordinary for creating something that the Computer textbook would dedicating semester learning his life and his inspirations. Cheng gave a small smirk. Wait until his wife hears about this. Assured that tomorrow would be the best day of his life and so will tonight, he went back to his room. Little did he know that tonight would be his last.

He went passed the room that spooked both of them for quite a while. In the middle of the night, flashes of green light would emanate inside those doors and would light up the hallway. Engulfed by fear and faintheartedness, they locked the door to forbid the inside 'thing' from escaping.

He crept up the bed, excited to tell his wife. He shook her, but she just gave a cacophonous groan and continued sleeping. He, tired as he already was, also slept.

In the middle of the night, Cheng had to excrete his bodily fluids. He got up the bed. It make a loud creak which broke the midnight silence. The floor, which was half eaten by termites made a creak everywhere he went. he opened the door, and progressed into the dark corridor. Half eaten by sleep, he opened the door. The handle was hard to twist, but due to his pressure which was brewing inside his body he used all his force. It was like the last of a wounded animal; it would give its every strength. With mighty force as powerful as a tornado's wind, he opened the door. As he entered, he smelled something unusual. Something you wouldn't smell in a bathroom at the dead of night. As he opened his zip to unleash the pressure.

He washed his hands, flushed and walked back. The sound and him walking back made feel like Iron Man - walking the other way of the explosion. He walked down the silent corridor. For a second, he was struck by the thought of being alone again. But then he told himself, 'Get a grip, you get laid almost everyday now.'

He made a huge grin, so big that he could advertise for Whitening commercial. As he was walking back, the corridor lit up with green light. It was from that door again. He froze as quick as water in Antarctica. Stoned to his position, he watched it grow in brightness. It was bright for a long time and all of a sudden, the corridor turned dark. Cheng could hear himself breathing heavily. In a matter of seconds, there was a deafening bang on that door. He could feel his legs breaking apart. The loud banging continued for a while. The monster inside was trying to get out. Cheng would have peed his pants, only if he had any left. The door kept being hit until the door fell. The cold air from the door falling on the floor covered Cheng's face and made every hair in its body erect.

Slowly, an elongated silhouette of a tentacle like structure appeared in the hallway. As it emerged, every muscle in Cheng's body denied to flicker. Instead of running for his life, his body stayed glued to its position like a stamp on an envelop. The tentacle developed in size and stature. A obscure oval shaped face emerged, followed by a slender body and a long pair of legs. From where Cheng was standing, he could see the odd shape against the moonlight. His blood froze as he realized it was heading towards the master bedroom, where his beautiful wife slept in peace. The 'alien' didn't notice him.

Cheng had the opportunity to chose - whether to run for his life and become one of the most innovative humans in the world, or he could risk his life and save his beautiful and lovely wife. He turned around and walked towards the door.

Meanwhile, the wife lay on the bed, unaware of the proceedings in the corridor. She kept altering her pose in her bed, feeling uneasy about the sudden flash of light making her mind run out of its mind. She crept up her sheets to cover her face from the blinding lights, but all her actions were worthless. She could still see the light pass through her sheets. She felt a sudden tug on her sheet. Thinking it was her husband playing a night prank, she pulled back the sheet. Albeit, the tug got stronger after every pull she made. Pissed off, she semi-consciously got up and slapped him.  The contact she made wasn't on skin, but rather on fabric. Feeling bemused, she slightly opened her eyes to look at its face. After a couple of seconds of adjustment, a sudden pang of realization hit her. She noticed that there was no face, but a white cloth-covered like oval shaped face. She had heard of him when she was a child, in stories retold by her mother. A urban myth, it was. Now she understood the reality - it wasn't a myth after all. Slenderman is back. The Slenderman leaned back and stood 7 foot tall, nearly touching the ceiling. He reached out his arm and it elongated at his will. She sat there, motionless, alike her husband. The hand reached out to her, wavering in the air.

Not too far away, Cheng lay on the grassy flood, dead as a post with his face disfigured. 

Thursday, 18 October 2012

The broccoli joke

There was once a guy who was working in the vegetables department in the grocery store and a lady walks up to him and asks, "where is the broccoli?" And he says, "we ran out of broccoli, it will be there by tomorrow morning."

He goes back doing his work and is stacking the oranges and he hears someone pat him on the back and say, "mister, mister." He turns around and finds the same lady inquiring, "Where's the broccoli? I can't seem to find them."
And he says, "Ma'am, we are fresh out of broccoli and we will have them tomorrow morning.

He goes back to work. A couple of minutes later, the same woman walks right up to his face and asks, "How come I can't find any broccoli?"

And he replies, "Lady, will you do me a favour?" The lady agrees and says, "what?"
"How do you spell 'cat'? As in catastrophic?"
"C-A-T"
"Good. Now how do you spell 'dog'? As in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G"
And then he says, "now how do you spell 'fuck' like in broccoli?"
She says, "there is no fuck in broccoli!"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY!"

If you don't get it. I pity you.

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

A new beginning.

I'll come out clean. I think Indian teaching is better. Here, I am now learning things which I've learnt in 7th and 8th standard. I feel nostalgic on all the activities I did in Chennai. Its like pouring hot water on your burn. You are going through the same stages again. An in addition to my school's teaching, I am the eldest in my year group. I feel like a carrot in a potato field. But there are things about this school I like very much.

In PSBBM, I used to learn if copper sulphate is blue. I knew that because everyone said it is blue and I saw experiments on how it's done. Although, I never actually got to do the experiment here. Now I know what you're thinking. And yes, I did get to do the experiment here. It was awesome. I could see the blue crystalline structure and got a merit for saying its molecular formula.

So you basically can't say I hate my school, nor can you say I love it. Its okay... for now. 

Friday, 7 September 2012

There is never a place like home.

To be honest, I was kind of excited to get out of Chennai. It felt that it would make a difference in my life. It might've been also to learn a new language. I felt that "I know so many languages that I could speak one for every day of the week, including French (inside joke :P )" might have been a cheesy pick-up line. Cheesy but it might work, probably. On the other hand, it was nice to be reunited with my mother.

Dubai is a good place to stay. Hot, but good. The roads are cleaner, the people much more friendly. Adults and teenagers give up their space for senior citizens. The atmosphere isn't polluted with smoke (sometimes sand) . Although a litre of water is costlier than petrol, life is satisfactory here.

People respect other people the same line they respect themselves. Disposable bags are thrown in the bins as supposed to. Traffic rules are regulated and followed. Almost every Indian has stories on how many times they have failed the driving test. From what I've heard, one of my mom's friend failed in the 17th attempt.

Dubai is (mostly) everything which Chennai is not - and yet I miss Chennai. Chennai throbs with an entirely different culture and means of living. Every morning I used to wake up to the shouts of the vendor lady screaming at the top her voice, 'keerai!'.

I miss the people. Even though they will scream at me if I try to do some stupid things in front of them saying I don't have any 'arivu'. Seems that if you are intact with the madness, you long to get away from it. Once you are away from you, you miss the very exact madness.

Saturday, 1 September 2012

PSBB Millennium. More than just a school*

PSBB Millennium. The name might itself bring about some sort of memory you would want to relive again and again. I have several in mind. It might not excel academically, but you can be damn sure you'll have fun in other methods.

When I transited to India from China, I came with a mind completely filled with bogus - such as my friends will be lame; the teachers will be strict; I will get punishment from time to time, etc. But it was not always like that. I made new buddies, better friends. And then I had my time. I felt like it was the awesomest time of my life. I never wanted it to end. It was like a never ending roller-coaster ride. I had my thrills and turns, but I would be going in the same loop again and again.

And then my mom came and told me that I would have to emigrate to Dubai. I felt like someone had stopped the roller-coaster. I felt really bad. And then out of the blue, it dawned on me. I had been so engrossed with PSBB that I feared leaving it would leave me lonely and incomplete. I was like a frog born in a well. I would have no shot of escaping unless someone throws down a bucket for me to climb on board. And throw a bucket they did.

First I was looking at the Cons of going to an another place. And then my mom gave me a huge lecture on how my education plays a huge factor and how I could be two step closer of being an Ivy League graduate (yes, she thinks I'm extremely smart and I have a chance of going there. :P ). I listened to her drone on about other stuff as in the culture and the environment ( {on a semi-unrelated note} ironic thing is, she had a talk with me yesterday about the male Sheikhs here. Seems that they don't have exposure to women at a young age, so most of them turn out gay. So she advised me to not get to attached to strange Arab people as they could molest me o.O ).

And then after self-convincing and self-motivation, I finally brought myself back onto the same level as others and started behaving like nothing is going to change. I could now say "I was living life to its fullest!" I knew the power to not give a blueberry pie when a problem arises, and experienced how it feels like to not complete a task when given and nothing devastating would happen to you. It felt LEGENDARY! You should experience that feeling once.

I got back to reality and tried to enjoy it to its fullest! Although these loony FAs and SAs acted like a speed-breaker. But in the end, I had enough fun and memories to remember for a long time, unless I get hit in the heard really hard and I forget everything or a large alien army recruit me and brainwash me to work for them. A man can dream, can't he?

And all those imbeciles out there who are darn sure that I will forget them and will lose touch with them after a while. Well, I would like to ask you the same thing.If you're soo sure I wont remember you, how can I be sure you will? Right back at ya'! well, if you still have even a shadow of a doubt, well think again you paranoid sleazeball. You're just as wrong as that frog which thought the well was the world.

Overall, PSBBM was an amazing school, and some people there are good. You get the right set of friends there and you ready to go on a ride which you'll never experience again (or maybe will)!

Thank you TPSBBMians and the school for making this small awesome person an even awesome-r guy (if you're offended in any way, well I'm sorry but its true. Its time for you to face the truth you fat old geezer.)

Note 1: I was being sarcastic on that one.

Note 2: Actually I wasn't.
*Conditions Apply. Only for happy and satisfied people.