Monday, 15 April 2013

Things which don't matter

So I was bored and I noticed people making list of things they wouldn't wanna change and would matter, I thought of being creative and thinking of things which didn't matter.

The 'No Smoking' sign on a cigarette box.
The brand of a stripper's lingerie.
The brand of your dustbin.
The age of your landlord's wife. (sometimes)
'Slow down' sign on a highway.
The Clinton legacy.
Censor clients on Justin Bieber song.
The word 'Rapid' in Rapid Delivery.
Deodorant to a cab driver.
Degree from an Online University.
White House petitions to Obama.
UN Sanctions on Kim-Jong-Il

Now comment the things that don't matter in the comments below. Let me see whose is best. They get a special treat from Dubai. And I keep my word.

1 comment:

  1. you and your ass-hole-ish promises
    you and your abandonment of friends
    you and your pathetic chauvinist ideals
    you and your "apparently sex related jokes"
    you and the fact that you behave and probably are gay......
    btw..be honest about it...you know how much i support gay rights.

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