There was once a guy who was working in the vegetables department in the grocery store and a lady walks up to him and asks, "where is the broccoli?" And he says, "we ran out of broccoli, it will be there by tomorrow morning."
He goes back doing his work and is stacking the oranges and he hears someone pat him on the back and say, "mister, mister." He turns around and finds the same lady inquiring, "Where's the broccoli? I can't seem to find them."
And he says, "Ma'am, we are fresh out of broccoli and we will have them tomorrow morning.
He goes back to work. A couple of minutes later, the same woman walks right up to his face and asks, "How come I can't find any broccoli?"
And he replies, "Lady, will you do me a favour?" The lady agrees and says, "what?"
"How do you spell 'cat'? As in catastrophic?"
"C-A-T"
"Good. Now how do you spell 'dog'? As in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G"
And then he says, "now how do you spell 'fuck' like in broccoli?"
She says, "there is no fuck in broccoli!"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY!"
If you don't get it. I pity you.
He goes back doing his work and is stacking the oranges and he hears someone pat him on the back and say, "mister, mister." He turns around and finds the same lady inquiring, "Where's the broccoli? I can't seem to find them."
And he says, "Ma'am, we are fresh out of broccoli and we will have them tomorrow morning.
He goes back to work. A couple of minutes later, the same woman walks right up to his face and asks, "How come I can't find any broccoli?"
And he replies, "Lady, will you do me a favour?" The lady agrees and says, "what?"
"How do you spell 'cat'? As in catastrophic?"
"C-A-T"
"Good. Now how do you spell 'dog'? As in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G"
And then he says, "now how do you spell 'fuck' like in broccoli?"
She says, "there is no fuck in broccoli!"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY!"
If you don't get it. I pity you.
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